The Wiki Game (Chaz)

A few days ago...

We went on WikiTropes, clicked "Wiki Walk," and clicked "The Wiki Game" because it has a link to its website. Let's play it, um, as guests.

I, Chaz, will go first. Start: Hampshire. Goal: Santa Claus. I hope it redirects me to the page.
One: it doesn't. Two: I lost. Three: how the fuck do I find a game that isn't timed!?